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Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42816) - you deserved it (18622)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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