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Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one ripe. My husband yelled "she likes to eat beans." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55120) - you deserved it (9494)

On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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haha, now you'll remember your wedding better

you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory

#2 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:00pm by MichaelExe

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HAHAHAA OH SHIZ
that's so classic, you're a keeper.

#4 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:02pm by stickitystickman

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