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Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one ripe. My husband yelled "she likes to eat beans." FML
haha, now you'll remember your wedding better
you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory
HAHAHAA OH SHIZ
that's so classic, you're a keeper.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016