Classy

By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
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MSJ91 1

haha, now you'll remember your wedding better you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory

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stickitystickman 0

HAHAHAA OH SHIZ that's so classic, you're a keeper.

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cerealjunkie0 0

At least u did'nt dutch oven him. That would have been worse

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lologirl419 0

Haha that's funny; it was my aunt's wedding today, too! Anyway, your husband's a jerk for saying that...

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Me27 0

To me, that's a funny kind of memory moment.

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volleyballchicka_fml 0

awww thats so cute that he wasnt like EWW. :P

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Rockyio 0

hmmmm... i have a female friend who got married today. i wasn't invited due to sexual tension but it would be hilarious if it was her! lol

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elsieenchanted 0

lol, fail. :D at least he has a good sence of humor?

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Suckerslap 0

At least he loves you enough and has a good enough sense of humor not to be disgusted =) I'd say he's a keeper. Sorry, though, that may have been embarassing, but at least you have a funny wedding story to tell the kids! (If you have/ ever have any)

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tubaguy42 0

am i the only one who thinks ALL fml's are written by 12-yr old boys?

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NexBlue3 0

You deserved it for a pretty good reason. First of all, you should of course not bent down. Just drop down,pick it up, get back up. Even if you farted, the love of the wedding is what matters, not what the audience thinks.

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