Classy

By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
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MSJ91 1

haha, now you'll remember your wedding better you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory

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stickitystickman 0

HAHAHAA OH SHIZ that's so classic, you're a keeper.

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SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0

YDI for being a bridezilla.

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diet_otaku 0

cram it already, dickwad. there is no evidence at all that she was a bridezilla. you are clearly one of those assholes who clicks "you deserve it" on EVERYTHING. why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-****-yourself?

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hecuva 0

lmao, i was reading your comment thinking that it was going to be another online fight (which i find funny enough) but that "go outside and play hide-and-go-****-yourself?" was amazing... you're my hero

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fmlbaby_fml 0

@ diet_otaku: Hahaha! You owned that piece of shit! Nice!

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Nomad609 0

What a GENTLEMAN making a woman pick it up.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Sounds like you both had a good time with that. It will be a fun memory.

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meadowlark 0

Sounds like a good start to your marriage.

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Colby_Colbert 0

lol ur grandkids will love that

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Wow, you mean 'rip'? lmao x_x not really an FML. God, the moderators are just 'yes'-happy. /: it's a normal bodily function. get over it. at least your husband has a sense of humor about it.

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lolololcheese 0

rip means fart. obviously.

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sickinlove13 0

The original poster didn't put "rip". She put "ripe". Obviously.

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supermankiller 0

Agreed. I don't know, I really think there are FML "trends" sometimes. A couple of days ago there was a similar one with a woman farting at her wedding oven dutching her husband or whatever. Umm.. who says "let one ripe"? Seriously. What's up with the "e"?

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Dashiell 0

This is why you "clear out the pipes" before special events..

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