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Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14843) - you deserved it (176639)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stoopid (man) - United States (New York)

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WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!

#4 - On 07/07/2009 at 5:08pm by NGM_47

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I hope this teaches you to be less of an asshole in the future.

#6 - On 07/07/2009 at 5:08pm by Brain_Baby

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