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Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57010) - you deserved it (2265)

On 07/05/2009 at 7:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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OMG I feel so bad for you.

How can this be a YDI?

#2 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:06am by iFellytone

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Oh damn, thats gotta hurt!

#1 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:03am by shady77

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