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Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML
Perhaps you should listen to your father in the future eh? Next time he might stick it somewhere else.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 24 November 2015