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Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14811) - you deserved it (26939)

On 07/04/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by Singed (woman) - United States (Florida)

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