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Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21907) - you deserved it (4393)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

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and you didn't feel your crotch BURNING???

#2 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:06pm by Brokenwings92

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And right theres a new meaning to the word " firecrotch" .

#8 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:34pm by MizzMe123

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