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Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17046) - you deserved it (4135)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Noname's life also sucks
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

jeesh also deserved it
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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He should have GPS'd his way out of there lol

#4 - On 02/09/2009 at 10:20am by VirtualR

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That sounds more like FHL.

"Today, I stole a GPS. The guy saw me, chased me down the street, and I had to awkwardly give it back to him. FML"

#15 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:40pm by cbahh

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