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Today, I was home alone in the shower when in the opening of the curtain, I could see a man in a ski mask. I passed out, hit my head on the tub. I then found out it was my dad pulling a prank on me. I almost died cause my dad wanted to see me scream like a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40025) - you deserved it (3024)

On 07/01/2009 at 12:31pm - misc - by dfan13 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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