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Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40467) - you deserved it (2849)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:18am - intimacy - by conductingfromthegrave (man) - United States (California)

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