Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35478) - you totally deserved it (2302)
On 07/01/2009 at 1:18am - intimacy - by conductingfromthegrave (man) - United States (California)
wow you wasted your life camping on a ridiculous site waiting to be first to comment on a post - FYL and YDI... you sad bastard... gtfo and make some friends...
#10 - On 07/01/2009 at 10:49am by 19avengers
The people who post "First!" on this site are just trying to get an angry reaction, which they always get without fail. I doubt it's that big a deal for them to be the first person to comment.
#31 - On 07/01/2009 at 12:03pm by divineinstrument
So if "what you did yesterday" wasn't anything you actually did last time, consider it your Skank Alarm going off.
I was a bit confused with this FML, but #6 got it spot-on. I don't know how many times I've gotten "last time" and "yesterday" mixed up
#30 - On 07/01/2009 at 12:01pm by divineinstrument
That's probably it. My partner does it all the time only with smaller things like movies we watched or something. So I don't blame the OP's girlfriend for mixing it up.
#41 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:38pm by SomeonePosting
Did you.. not have sex, but do something else? Like laying on the couch watching TV and you felt her up? IDK :( I hope she's just mixed up, don't jump to assumptions without decent proof IMO
Well, assuming you did actually see her yesterday (but didn't have sex), maybe there was some little thing you did that didn't seem like a big deal to you, but was a turn-on for her?
Not really and FML. "Yesterday" probably just meant the last time you guys did it. Just like how teachers say "Yesterday" on Mondays and "Tomorrow" on Fridays.
#17 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:22am by nicelyjohnson
It sounds like she could have been talking about something else or meant 'last time'. I notice that you didn't explain the rest of the conversation you had with her, so did you just ignore her comment? Did you ask her to clarify and she said 'Oh, I meant this... etc'? And you just conveniently forgot to add it so you could post an FML? You're retarded.
Get over it.
Good answer!
It seems like people leave out major parts of stories just so it'll SOUND like an FML sometimes.. Obviously this issue was clarified one way or another, so to leave that out just makes it seem like this isn't actually an FML.
#22 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:34am by airandfingers
she obviously meant you did something yesterday to her that she liked, unless she's a retard who forgets that she got touched up by someone other than her boyfriend the day before.. which by the way is not something you'd forget. And "do that thing we did yesterday" doesn't imply sex anyway.. otherwise she would have just said "fuck me!" haha.
#20 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:25am by jamesbehave
This is a stupid FML. She could have been talking about anything.
#27 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:57am by anniebananie
It's lovely how every fml has a mini section of "hate" comments for the "first".
#28 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:58am by sikanderimran
It is possible that she simply mis-spoke and meant to say "last time" instead. It is entirely possible, I know I do it all the time. But I would have to say the real problem at hand here is why did you take the time to post this on FML instead of asking her what she meant? I would assume that you did anyway and got your answer at that very moment (if you didnt, then you're retarded/living in denial), so the real question is, what are the details man? WAS she cheating on you? If so, then yes, definitely FYL. If not, and she really did just mis-speak, then how is this a FML?
#32 - On 07/01/2009 at 12:16pm by Always4tehlolz
Maybe she wasn't even talking about sex. Maybe she was talking about the way you kissed her yesterday or something.
#33 - On 07/01/2009 at 12:37pm by Shyman4ever
Since when did realisitc FMLs occur frequently, sometimes the obvious aftermath needs to be omited in order to make a short sweet FML. I love how people cry at incomplete ones but they troll the living daylights out of ones posted by bots.
first of all, why is everyone so mad that the first person said "FIRST" it's not a huge deal, half of the people who were mad would do the same thing! second the girlfriend probably meant to say "last time" people mix up words, unless she was drunk then i'd dump her for cheating
#38 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:51pm by sockmonkey560
Welll..... this could mean one of three things.
1.) She's giving you a hint that she's not in the mood.
2.) She's cheating on you.
3.) She meant 'last time' instead of 'yesterday'.
FYL
I accidently say things like that all the time... It's not a big deal, she probably ment the last time y'all did. Your an ass for jumping to a conclusion simply because she misworded a sentence which would be easy to do in the heat of things.
YDI for being a accusitive jumpy prick
Yeah, I didn't know what to make of it but I didn't think anything too worrisome.
#44 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:53pm by GrapefruitZoe
hmm if i were you i would of had like the craziest sex ever turn her completly out drain her... at least then you got some... then i would raise hell out of nowhere like wtf you mean yesterday this the first time we had sex in 6 DAYS!!!!!!!!!! and start argueing and creating hell so at least when you break up...you at least got some??? that should hold you over for awhile?
#46 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:30pm by ithedarkknight
I made something for this web site. It's called a "Jump to conclusions mat!" It's a mat with different "conclusions" on it that you jump to.
I jumped and landed on misspoken... damnit I was hoping for obvious cheater
#48 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:19pm by speak_a_da_truth
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is freakin gold bro pure gold someone need to make a shirt that says that id wear it!
#51 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:57pm by ithedarkknight
It's possible she's cheating, but it's also possible she just has her days screwed up. I've said something happened 'yesterday' that happened several days prior. :o And vice versa.
#56 - On 07/01/2009 at 8:18pm by BLNovelist
Did you guys mess around yesterday but not have sex? She could be referring to anything. Even just the way you kissed her yesterday...
ohhhhh that sucks. that's how I found out my ex-wife was cheating. well similar comment. best of fuck fyl
#60 - On 07/02/2009 at 1:09am by Dracula212
yea yesterday I had sex with some random girl at a party so......hopefully even though I busted inside her without a condom, your girl won't be pregnant
#68 - On 07/03/2009 at 4:15am by zbxstraightx
You know what wheeler from role models would say. "you gotta hit it and quit it"
#70 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:27pm by monkeykiller77
maybe that "thing" she wanted you to do was not have sex, like you did yesterday
#72 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:51am by Mikey_Mayhem
I say "yesterday" often even though I mean something along the lines of "last time" or I remember it being yesterday, but it was really two or three days ago. This was probably the case here. Kind of like when you talk about doing something tomorrow in school without realizing that "tomorrow" is Saturday. You know?
#73 - On 07/07/2009 at 4:32am by iamtenyearsago
