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Today, I spent 5 hours preparing dinner for my finace's grandparents, whom I've never met. At dinner, his grandmother says to him "If you're going to pick someone to spend the rest of your life with, at least make sure she can cook." I'm the executive chef at a 4 star restaurant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78315) - you deserved it (3785)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:56am - misc - by chefdujour (woman) - United States (New York)

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Further proof that some grandparents/parents will be negative - no matter what.

#2 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:51am by Paulspacefdot

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If you made it that far in your career, you've got to be good.

Either the grandparents just wanted to be negative, or you cooked something that was not their taste

#5 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:58am by msw52

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