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Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36144) - you deserved it (10873)

On 06/29/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Asterisk1009 (man) - United States (Texas)

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