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Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37972) - you deserved it (11567)

On 06/29/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Asterisk1009 (man) - United States (Texas)

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hey atleast they didn't care.

#3 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:16pm by lakeylove

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Major invasion of your privacy, sure. But at least they didn't freak out and were totally fine about it. Plus, they waited until you were ready to tell them rather than confront you when they figured it out through snooping...gotta give them credit for that!

#8 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:05pm by purple5

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