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Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42680) - you deserved it (1957)

On 06/28/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by fmerunning (woman) - United States (California)

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