Money and Miscellaneous: The cable guy

The cable guy

By fmerunning - 29/06/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable, which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 232

You deserved it 3 468

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By SatelliteUser - 03/12/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 800

You deserved it 2 583

By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 800

You deserved it 3 805

By Anonymous - 08/11/2012 05:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

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You deserved it 4 572

By Anonymous - 04/08/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 730

You deserved it 9 434

By broke bitch - 23/06/2015 04:15 - United States - Hampton

Today, I got a call from my cable company in regards to a bill I didn't pay. I paid the bill two weeks ago in full, but they never told me the account changed when my name was put on the account. So now I owe $170 more, and my ex-roommate is getting a $140 refund in the mail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 476

You deserved it 2 322

By soapisyourfriend - 16/02/2016 06:53 - United States - Ashland

Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 906

You deserved it 1 415

By byepolar_bare - 19/12/2010 11:29 - United States

Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 639

You deserved it 3 338

By Anonymous - 06/10/2018 17:30

Today, my husband cancelled our internet and cable package because we’re having money problems. I work from home and need the internet to do so. I guess getting a job of his own wasn’t an option. FML

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You deserved it 321

By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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You deserved it 6 315

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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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You deserved it 5 365

junkinmahcranium 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:35

I hate guys who call pregnant women fat. They're just disrespectful and obviously stupid.

arpmandude 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:32

wow. what an asshole.

Comments

Stevieebabyy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:19

FYL. Sorry, sweetie. That just shows how stupid men can be. Fat bitch? Can't you usually tell when women are pregnant? Sheesh. You shoud've been like, "Fat bitch is speaking."

eric780 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:22

It's kind of hard to mix up fat and pregnant... They look different o.o

mynameisjohn19 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:37

Cable repairmen are idiots. You should have beat him up right there.

EcGyMz 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 7:01

not much an fml. you should get your money back from last time though.

abyssion1337 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:12

why the **** are you complaining, now you have an opportunity to report him are you just that stupid you can't see the potential in a situation

ShinyShine 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 11:05

Thats illegal You should report him then when he has to pay you back or something you should tell him whose the bitch now?

bettyboop274 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 14:12

What a jackass, sue his ass. This is FHL , does he NOT reconize the name? And **** him, for talking shit about a preg. lady. Sue the balls of that ******.

primogen18 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 16:11

report him, sue him, get cable for free.

crisle12358 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:22

I honestly hope you let him know that that was you, and also that he could leave immediatley and that you were going to report him. That is really rude!