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Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27509) - you deserved it (8419)

On 06/28/2009 at 5:30pm - animals - by Teylot (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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