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Today, I was awoken by my son squirting liquid on me from a bottle. We have a high deer population in our area, so I spray urine contained in black bottle on my plants to help deter the deer from eating them. I also water my flowers with water from a blue bottle. My son used the black one. FML


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On 06/25/2009 at 6:17am - misc - by GoldenShower (man) - United States (Ohio)

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good news is the deer won't be taking any bites out of you.

#4 - On 06/25/2009 at 2:39pm by Zuriel45

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Whose pee was is?

#5 - On 06/25/2009 at 2:44pm by coldplaylive2003

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