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Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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On 06/25/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by embarrassed4life (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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This happened to me before. The girl was like "OMG (not "Oh my God! it was OMG)some girl thinks I'm talking to HER!" (in a bitchy, self-righteous tone) so I replied "Hey, I gotta go. This girl is in the other stall and she thinks that I'm talking to her. She's on the phone and thought I was answering her. I gotta get out of here, though. She is stinking up the bathroom really bad." (She was taking a decently loud poop while on the phone - EW) (I wasn't on my phone, just pretending to be) So I washed my hands really quick and got the hell out of there.

#126 - On 02/25/2012 at 3:35pm by WinterSanctity

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oh, man. that sucks. i would feel so awkward after wards!! so how embarrassed were you afterwards??

#10 - On 06/25/2009 at 6:36am by hehe333

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