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Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77876) - you deserved it (11833)

On 06/24/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by creeped_out_ - United States (Kansas)

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so you spent your ten computer minutes to write an fml? that's kind of fml worthy in itself.....

#5 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:36pm by oh_dee

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that sucks.

i would leave.

#2 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:36pm by doodlebug93

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