Miscellaneous: Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car,...

By creeped_out_ - 24/06/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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Judge and jury

By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 06:00

Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML

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You deserved it 537

By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

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You deserved it 16 406

By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

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You deserved it 7 084

By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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You deserved it 5 365

By Lord Buttfuck IV - 29/08/2015 14:06 - France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

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You deserved it 3 763

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML

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Logic

By thyisnothorses - 29/04/2012 03:55 - United States - Scituate

Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML

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How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

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oh_dee 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:36

so you spent your ten computer minutes to write an fml? that's kind of fml worthy in itself.....

doodlebug93 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:36

that sucks. i would leave.

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EJade 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:37

... And you spend some of those 10 minutes writing a FML? Yeah...

I_used_2_luv_her 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:38

lol,this reminds me of the episode of the bill cosby show where he didn't let his 12 1/2 year old son see a pg13 movie smh

SilentGround 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:39

You're 18. Move out and take control of your own life. This is sad.

mikew85 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:39

your parents suck. do whatever you want. tell them to shove their rule up their asses.

Avenging_Angel 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:40

If you had to grow up with parents like that, then why the hell are you still living with them?? I say YDI. Grow up already.

formosus 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:44

Move Out.

manoverboard 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:49

Move out. Or if you can't afford it, move in with a friend or something. Just get the hell outta there. :/

wowfmlife 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:51

they were kind of harsh but if you live in your parents' house you follow their rules. YDI

ManganeseDream 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:54

Escape the controllers. It's worth couching it with anyone who'll let you. Just try to get a job and not be a shitbag. Seriously, even if they hold college tuition over your head, if they really care they'll make a deal for you to come back and go to school. Otherwise, they're just trying to own you. Get out.