Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me "oh I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a F*ing stick for my birthday. FML

by Jon / 03/14/2009 at 2:30am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

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  • Wow, wtf, i rather get nothing. lmao, what the hell, seriously though, just grabbing a stick and giving it to someone is worse than saying "sorry, don't have a present.."

    #5 - On 03/14/2009 at 11:15am by Inkspell

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  • You can do SO MANY things with a stick. The possibilities are endless.

    #9 - On 03/14/2009 at 11:23am by HelloFlower

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