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Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me "oh I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a F*ing stick for my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69087) - you deserved it (4218)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Maryland)

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