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Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43340) - you deserved it (9402)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)

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