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Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29858) - you deserved it (3493)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:41pm - animals - by FML (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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