Transportation: The *****

The *****

By FML - 21/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By birdmagnet - 25/04/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML

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By overlandparkmommie - 14/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2019 20:48

Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 14:16 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By baconman86 - 03/10/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML

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NGM_47 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:11

LMAO!! Well, at least you didn't leave your windows open :D ....or did you?

GlassJAwkidE 3

Monday 22 June 2009 2:10

oh boy hahaha.

Comments

premiermois 5

Monday 22 June 2009 2:40

This has got to be one of the better FMLs I've read. way to fail, chika.

BAbyR 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:45

no shit sherlock

Mischief109 11

Saturday 14 April 2012 3:08

Apparently there was a lot...

wingedspiritus 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:54

I guess you don't deserve it, but I doubt it was that much shit on your car. I assure you it won't take more than 10 minutes to clean it up. Apparently there weren't many birds either. If there were and if you noticed, YDI for trapping the poor birdies in your garage.

dirtyhippie 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:55

LMAO That really sucks OP but it is still pretty funny

SweetieLish 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:01

Meh, who cares...just go to the self carwash place and spray it off, it'll take like 2 minutes.

Gavik 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:02

I agree, your life is ******, but at least the inside's alright. That's the hardest to do. It is still clean, right?...

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Monday 22 June 2009 3:06

you should consider yourself lucky. 1. cuz its the outside of the car a few years ago i brought home my 2004 GT mustang for the first time and put it in my garage for the night only to find a raccoon had scrached all over it. :(