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Today, I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent hour. Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 hours of sleep. Right as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive right in front of my house with the sirens/lights on. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by insomniac (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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I'm sure the people whose house was on fire were equally annoyed with this small inconvenience

#4 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:27am by theironuterus

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I feel for you, guy. I had insomnia for a few years and it was the worst experience of my life...it just eventually went away on its own for me. Nothing I tried worked. There probably wasn't even a fire...

#5 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:27am by PositiveChillout

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