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Today, I was hanging out with a friend at IHOP. When I left, a middle aged man in the parking lot offered me $100 to sleep with him in the dumpsters behind the building. That is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33772) - you deserved it (2459)

On 06/17/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Pancakegirl - United States (Colorado)

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