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Today, I was hanging out with a friend at IHOP. When I left, a middle aged man in the parking lot offered me $100 to sleep with him in the dumpsters behind the building. That is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41159) - you deserved it (3566)

On 06/17/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Pancakegirl - United States (Colorado)

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did you do it?

#1 - On 06/18/2009 at 3:37am by 1Tsk

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Lol. Dude couldnt afford to take you to a motel?

#2 - On 06/18/2009 at 3:44am by speedmastaflex

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