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Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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I hate it when fat sweaty people do this. But it could have been worse. You could have been stuck on a 7 hour flight somewhere with this guy next to you.

#1 - On 03/13/2009 at 7:20am by Jimboom

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Even if you factor out your OCD that is a revlolting story.
Oh god thinking about it is making my skin crawl. Bleurgh!

#3 - On 03/13/2009 at 7:29am by amelinat

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