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Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62076) - you deserved it (4164)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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