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Today, at work, a man walked up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and asked me where the shoe section was. I said, "For you or your son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Mal2222 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Maybe that was his son with him, but he had a daughter at home, and needed to get shoes for her...?

#3 - On 02/12/2009 at 6:59am by Amkii

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I made a similar mistake a while back. I now refer to any child who's gender isn't obvious as 'the little one'.

#10 - On 02/12/2009 at 9:59am by FeelinPo

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