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Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6018) - you deserved it (87538)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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