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Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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This is more than a moment. What did you THINK the glasses would do?

#24 - On 02/16/2009 at 7:42pm by Seeg

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Okay, I'm a ditz and even I wouldn't say something like that

#26 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:19pm by Horny_Christian

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