Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (53498)
On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)
andthatshowitgoes's life also sucksToday, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from…
Bes also deserved itToday, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed…
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
#3 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:02am by funsize003
See in context
That'll teach her.
#1 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:01am by FreddyLunch
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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