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Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23304) - you deserved it (39603)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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