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Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18986) - you totally deserved it (33620)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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That'll teach her.

#1 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:01am by FreddyLunch

agreed

#340 - On 02/12/2010 at 10:53pm by WonderCut

Peeing in the shower is the best.
Did you get a boner afterwards and then fucked your girlfriend silly?

#343 - On 03/02/2010 at 10:56pm by icall_BS

lol this FML is so funny. I can see this happening.

#345 - On 03/13/2010 at 1:42am by TapeMan_3000

anytime you start with "I was peeing in the shower", YDI

#2 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:02am by wildabeast

lol

#323 - On 06/26/2009 at 2:43pm by skatetwin5

Amen. WTF? "I was peeing in the shower when..."

FACEPALM.

#326 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:58pm by signedbit

did it "piss" her off? ahahah

#3 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:02am by funsize003

nice,lol

#320 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:07pm by duchesse427

you should have fucked her afterwards in the shower

#338 - On 01/24/2010 at 4:09am by whataloadofbull

Lol I always try to scare my boyfriend in the shower...I am going to stop immediately! Haha thanks for the tip!

#4 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:02am by rachybubbles

why were you peeing in the shower?

#5 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:02am by kmckay92

That'll teach her not to mess with you when you're in the shower!

#6 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:03am by muffinsareyummy

LOL

#7 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:04am by diki

all dudes pee in the shower, at least sometime.

#8 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:05am by happyvalleygirl

i'm a girl and my boyfriend and I take showers together all the time. we both pee in the shower together. it just gives us something to do plus it's fun. we try to aim it and draw hearts.

#339 - On 01/31/2010 at 9:16pm by laugher48

WTF... ---^

#342 - On 03/01/2010 at 2:27am by gh3tt0cak3s

This comment seriously brings WTFery to new, epic levels.

#344 - On 03/13/2010 at 12:43am by fooltemptress

haha . im in the middle with this one... hmm i'll press them both :P

#9 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:06am by NATALiA_15

Lol, #3!

#8: No they don't. Lots of men think it's fucking nasty, which it is.

OP: Put your pee in the toilet where it belongs, and that won't happen.

#10 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:06am by kellster

Try locking the bathroom door???

#11 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:06am by Schadenfreude14

I feel you and people who say peeing in the shower is bad screw them it saves time and is smart. FYL

#12 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:10am by readytofall69

I actually laughed harder at number three's comment than the actual FML...

#13 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:12am by pippysthename00

She deserved it!

#14 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:13am by Tehalon

SDI. She was the one who walked in on you.

Maybe you should return the favor.

#15 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:15am by Uepari

She deserved it!

#16 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:16am by blue_mandie4

ouch. i don't think it's anyone's fault, it's just bad luck. i pee in the shower all the time. there's nothing wrong with it. why go to the toilet, piss, flush, and wait, shivering and cold, while your shower goes back to a normal temperature. besides, it's just a little pee. people are too fastidious.

#17 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:16am by touchableturtle

Ya y were u peeing in the shower

#18 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:18am by ajscw

peeing in the shower is environmentally friendly. It saves water.

#19 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:18am by hjbuchan

she must have been pissed off...
err... no..
pissed on.

#20 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:19am by beaverdogmouse

What if the guy was about to take a shower and had to pee 1st. So to conserve water, he peed in the shower before he actually showered.

#21 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:19am by starr07

Somebody missed a very important Seinfeld episode.
Gross. YDI.

#22 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:20am by perfectwinds

did she like it?

#23 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:20am by boundforglorywt

LOL very nice.

#24 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:20am by Honda288

GROSS!!!!!!!!! YDI!!!!!!!

#25 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:22am by darkmis1

that's disgusting. I am male, and I have never even had an urge to do something like that. Pee goes in the TOILET. YDI.

Also, how did she sneak up on you wearing a dress in the shower...? Wouldn't the dress get wet anyway?

#26 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:23am by mooseman

lol #22, love seinfeld

Anyway, you got a shower and she had a golden one, its win win.

#27 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:25am by Peroxide

Why would you lock your door because if it's not then your girlfriend can come have sex in the shower

#28 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:26am by readytofall69

If you insist on peeing in the shower, lock the door.

If you don't wanna lock the door, don't pee in the shower.

I'm torn. I dunno if it's YDI for peeing in the shower, or FYL because your girlfriend snuck in and you had no control over that...

#29 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:26am by Bethurz

Lollllzzz #2 theyre tottally right
andd ummm.........
ewww! why wud you pee in da showerr?

#30 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:27am by candii

I bet that was a pisser...

aha sorry had to :P Also, hot water makes you need to pee ;]

#31 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:27am by Jambone2

Peeing in the shower sounds ridiculously gross to me. I only hope you don't share a shower with anyone else.

#32 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:27am by shananigans

I bet she's learned her lesson! Haha FHL too.

#33 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:27am by littlemisslee

y would u p in the shower sicko

#34 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:30am by randomxtremely

That'll teach her! :D

I don't see the problem with peeing in the shower btw. A lot of people, male and female, do it and its comes into the same tube as well. Next time you're on a camping and using the public showers, think about it how many times people have peed in there. ^^

(For the record: I personally do it rarely, I usually go to the toilet first or after)

#35 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:31am by Mnemic

lol @ number one.

#36 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:32am by shaynashakesit

Everyone does it from time to time. I don't really prefer it though.

#37 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:32am by 24788

haha this is ridiculous..
all the people saying "omg pissing in the shower is soooooo gross", 1. there is a drain with running water, 2. it helps prevent athletes foot and 3 it kills mold.
i won't piss in something like a communal shower in dorms or locker rooms or anything but in your own home theres really no downside to it other than peoples own objections.

#38 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:32am by guitardedman

Do you guys REALLY believe there's nothing wrong with peeing in the shower?!

Wow.

When I was a little kid and didn't know any better, I peed in the shower cuz I forgot to use the toilet beforehand. I was like, whoa, this is more convenient than using the toilet. So I figured I would just pee in the shower from then on.

So a couple days later, my mom YELLS at me for it. Because, come on guys, urine has a really strong smell. You may not be able to smell it, because it's your own pee, BUT OTHER PEOPLE CAN. IT IS GROSS. Don't fucking pee in the shower!

#334 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:10pm by MadeOfAwesome

For everyone asking "why pee in the shower?"
Multi-tasking :)
It's just that much faster and easier, plus it all goes to the same place, you might not realize it but in most houses the plumbing from the toilet, shower and sink drains all go to the same place... So he was putting it where it belongs
Also i don't see why it's so gross to pee in the shower, it's like using a urinal! XD

#39 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:35am by hecuva

38 does it really do that? LOL that's so gross

#40 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:35am by stxchickshortie

hahahahaha

#41 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:36am by legalizexweed

Why did you want to pee in the shower? If you really had to pee you could of gone to the toilet real quick since you were in the bathroom, and I'm assuming there's a toilet in there.

#42 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:38am by hcolovex0x

I pee in the shower, what's the big deal? It ends in the same place.

#43 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:38am by Bryan_Z

You were peeing in the shower? Major YDI.

#44 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:38am by happygoluckyhh

whats wrong with peeing in the shower?

#318 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:43pm by dr_house_MD

#19... actually it'd be very bad for the environment as it doesn't undergo any waste treatment out of your shower drain...

Peeing in the shower is disgusting

#38... you mean besides the fact you're stepping in your own piss... you're sending it to the same system as rain runoff, so it's not treated properly?

You're right... make an excuse for a filthy habit.

#45 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:40am by Ughsucks

All drains lead to sewers. Only downpipes and those holes in the road go to stormwater.

#329 - On 08/01/2009 at 2:35am by xerwb2

Try FY girlfriend's life, she was probably attempting your level of humour, now thinks you are disgusting and is not going to want to wear that dress again.
You'll be lucky to keep her, but at least you can shower in peace now - zero steamy sex for you.

#46 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:44am by F_Y_Comments

why were you peeing in the shower in the first place?

#47 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:51am by jollyholly414

Don't frickin pee in the shower ya moron. Your girlfriend should dump you for a dude with more class and improved hygiene habits. I should report you to the CDC as a healthrisk .

#48 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:52am by wikifoo

Real men piss in the shower. reason? it saves time.

#49 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:55am by ILIEKGIRLS

Peeing in the shower is not that nasty. Gosh. Plus, shouldn't this be your girlfriend's FML instead?

#50 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:57am by spirited_away33

Dude, YDI for being a lazy-ass and pissing in the shower.

#51 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:59am by allmidnighteyes

"Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by pulling open the shower curtain. Instead, I got surprised, when he turned around and peed on my dress."

SDI.

#52 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:01am by Muninn

Thats y u should lock the door

#53 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:02am by tranman978

The second i read today i was peeing in the shower i thought YDI. Thats a total turn off for your girlfriend. I hope she was thinking about getting in the shower with you before she saw you doing that (:

#54 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:05am by creepermagnet15

I think she deserved it.

#55 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:05am by koda

I don't understand why someone would turn around while peeing to face someone. My head would jerk around. that's it.

#57 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:07am by InsomPsycho

in the words of little jon
AWWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

#58 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:08am by AnimeFanMikey

dont people know pee is just concentrated sweat? have you ever wondered why if you get heavy sweat stains they turn yellow....

#59 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:09am by a1mostevi1

You guys are all dumb!
lots of men pee in the shower.
The only ones that don't are little sissies afraid to get their star wars soap bars or something messed up.
theres nothing wrong with peeing in the shower.
it's normal for us men. stop complaining you little babies.
It was her fault for surprising him.

#60 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:10am by midgetgerbil

"Do the medical journals say anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?"

To anyone defending this disgusting shower urination....it's not acceptable or cool, not matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise. We have toilets and urinals for a reason.

#61 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:12am by weinerdog

pee is sterile...all of you guys are such hypocrites. You all pretend to be environmental hippies trying to save the world but you'll waste ten gallons of water peeing in the toilet every time. Theres nothing gross about peeing in the shower. It has even been shown to cure athletes foot.

#62 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:14am by ams116

I'm not sure about this one. If you were peeing in your own shower then YLIF. She shouldn't have startled you. If you were showering at her place and peeing her shower you totally deserved it ans her life is f'd

#63 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:15am by EMR

#45...it all goes to the same place. It's not like he was taking a dump in the bathtub, now THAT's disgusting. He must have been pretty startled to turn his whole body and end up peeing on his girlfriend. FYL and hers.

#64 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:22am by Eaunanisme

YDI for peeing in the shower.

#62: And I'm sure you know all of us commenters personally and that ALL of us that say peeing in the shower is gross shove environmental stuff down others' throats. Oh yea, We're all hypocrites.

To others like #49, 60, etc: I may not be a man but I wouldn't assume that lots of men do the same and that not peeing in the shower=a sissy or not a real man. -.- That's just bullshit.

#65 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:28am by wott

LOL peeing in the shower! Well, I guess the warm water helps that process along ;)

#66 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:28am by 0geckofun_

dude, that's disgusting.

#67 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:35am by fMYbigfatlife

12, It's not smart. You are just leaving your traces of urine on a place where people wish to actually get clean. It's disgusting for that to happen, and if you are stupid enough to not pee before getting in the shower or can't even hold it in till later deserved it.

#68 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:36am by Monado

What is the big deal? Fresh urine is clean and only breeds bacteria when it is left out. In fact, fresh urine is cleaner than saliva. As long as you wash yourself off and make sure it is all washed away out of the shower, then it's not a problem. Jesus Christ, you guys are shower Nazis.

#69 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:36am by eastmanwolf

hahahahaha so funny

#70 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:37am by goldberg2046

its not gross.
its pee.
its clean.
dont believe me? do some research.
people stranded have to survive by DRINKING it.

#71 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:38am by laurraaa

Shit, 22, you beat me to it. Props for pulling that reference; someone had to!

#72 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:39am by xarcanus

Who the hell pees in the shower?

#73 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:41am by rosebud

YDI if you have to pee that bad get your lazy ass out of the shower and use a toilet

#74 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:43am by equastriangirl

I'm sorry, but I have no idea why peeing in the shower is perceived as gross and disgusting. I'm a chick and I've peed in the shower ever since I was little. I mean, why get out all wet to use the toilet when you're already in the shower. Water washes it down, it's only pee, jeeez. If my roommates that share my bathroom pee in the shower, it doesn't bother me. And this is coming from someone that is kind of a germaphobe, but I'm not scared of a little piss that's washed down the drain, sheesh!

#75 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:46am by kitkat26

You can only be a real man if your name is Chuck Norris.
Peeing in the shower?Why not take a dump,too?
So,according to the most of you,there's no need for a toilet!
As far as I remember showers are for cleaning yourself...

#76 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:49am by Omg666

YDI for peeing in the shower

#77 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:51am by fml1358

Hope you were hydrated. You could pass it off as water.

#78 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:53am by NoMercy

SDI
She Deserved It.

That'll teach her not to interrupt man-time.
At least you weren't doing something else in the shower though. Look on the bright side!

#79 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:55am by UseTheFrags

She kind of deserved it. You don't interrupt people when they're in the shower.
I don't think peeing in the shower is nasty either. It just goes down the drain like the rest of the soap and crap that you wash off.

Big whoop.

#80 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:58am by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend in the shower so I pulled open the curtain. He turned around in shock. I was in the direct line of fire of his pee, which soaked me. FML


#75 i agree.

#81 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:00pm by mayhembaby

i like how people think its so fuckin disgusting for someone to piss, while girls shave their legs and other areas in the shower and some men shave in the shower, so thats pubes, facial hair, and leg hair going down the same drain along with anything else that washes off your body. whoever is pretending that this is a healthrisk is an idiot because you can actually consume urine while you cannot drink soap and pubes.
think about it

#82 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:02pm by guitardedman

#44: Water leaving the shower goes through the same treatment as water leaving the toilet. All water going into any drain gets mixed together in the sewer.

#83 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:03pm by Conspiracy3

ahah that really sucks man maybe next time you shouldnt pee in the shower lol just sayin

#84 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:07pm by ijustateagrape

Urine is actually a fairly clean substance. It doesn't carry that many germs unless you have a bladder infection. We think it's gross because we're evolutionarily programmed to avoid urine so we don't drink it and put the chemicals we were trying to get rid of back into our bodies.

I hope you didn't ruin the dress.

#85 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:07pm by blalien

Should of been in her mouth

#86 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:08pm by MIKENYC

You people need to chill the eff out. Urine comes from blood filtered through the kidneys, meaning it is STERILE! Not that gross! It just gets washed right down the drain; it gets washed away my water, shampoo and soap. Chilllll.

#87 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:09pm by bethinabox

wait.
wait.
wait.
why the hell were you peeing in the shower?
are you 12 years old or something..

YDI.

#89 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:11pm by ledzeplover

There is nothing wrong with pissing in the shower. Most of the commenters on FML are some of the most ignorant fucks I've ever seen posting on the Internet. Where the hell do you all come from?

#90 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:16pm by Rota

#3 rules

#91 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:16pm by IceCream53423

lol im sure she will understand... i coulndt get mad at that if my bf did that... i would be laughing too hard

#92 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:16pm by fam_surprise

"It's better to be pissed off, than to be pissed on" - James Rolfe :P

#93 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:17pm by MoonTiger

Hi-larious... I'd say you deserved it, but really, she deserved it.

#94 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:19pm by dips200

#44, stfu. Shower/bath water does go through the same treatment as water from your toilet. I'm pretty sure it does. But I find it odd that you're quite happy for the dirt and stuff to be washed off while they shower but not pee? I don't see what the big difference is tbh. I mean, when you shower all your sweat and stuff will be washed away down the drain so of course it has to be treated if it's going elsewhere, or whatever. It also saves on water ;)

I mean, yeah... most of us are accustomed to peeing in the toilet, washing in the shower etc... but it doesn't mean it's a terrible thing to do.

#95 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:20pm by purple5

Urine is sterile anyways, right? What's the big deal?

#96 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:21pm by boog

you should poop in the shower and wash yerself in the toilet

#97 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:23pm by eoismynameo

#69. Your my fuckin favorite.

#98 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:26pm by sauce_boss

number 26 youre an idiot.
HE wasnt in the showing peeing in a dress.
he was pissing in the shower, she had a dress on
and walked in on him,
he pissed on HER dress..
not his..
stupid cunt face :D:D:D:D
hahahaha.

#99 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:28pm by thisislove

I pee in the shower, too. Big deal. Most people do.
This is more of an FHL. Fuck HER life. SHE deserved it.
A man has the right to do whatever the fuck he wants
in the shower. It's called respecting privacy. Maybe
next time she'll think before scaring someone in the shower.

#100 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:29pm by whoahanna

44, While I am a male that does not pee in showers, I take offence at your statement that urine needs to be "treated" to be environmentally safe. The chemicals used to "treat" sewage are considerably more dangerous for the environment than human urine, which is actually healthy for plants, et cetera. Or are you one of those environmentalists that thinks scrubbing living plants with clorox is a good idea...? Your ignorance and psudo-environmentalist claims give a bad name to "hippie tree-hugger freaks." Seriously, check your facts here. The urine and feces of just about any animal are wonderful fertiliser--usually much better than chemicals.

OP, just drag her into the shower with you to get her clean. Then convince her to start taking her clothes off to wash them more effectively. problem solved, both parties happy. =P

#101 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:33pm by PsychoX

Maybe lock the door?

#102 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:36pm by brunoisbeast

Whats wrong with peeing in the shower, i do it,im a girl, and im not ashamed i soap and clean myself anyway

#103 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:41pm by CassandraBear93

Since when is a drain a toilet?

#104 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:41pm by corgantron

Seinfield LOL

#105 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:44pm by Walt_1990

Damn, I thought the FML was funny! I'm laughing my ass off at these comments! Thanks, everyone. I needed that.

#106 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:45pm by awitsman84

hahahahahahahaha i think i'm gonna press both buttons too.....

#107 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:46pm by whoaa_nellie

F her L.

#109 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:47pm by FYL6

karma's a bitch like that

#110 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:48pm by hatinglife

well, maybe she shouldn't have tried to scare u! :-p

#111 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:49pm by owow17

She deserved that one.

#112 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:50pm by realggirl

xD #3

#113 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:51pm by quachie

How is this an FML?
She deserves it for trying to scare you while doing your business.

#114 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:51pm by OrgasmicTactic

Who the hell pees in the shower? You deserve it, you unsanitary little pig.

#115 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:51pm by SVelasquez

1. Don't piss in the shower, it's disgusting.
2. Lock the bathroom door.
3. You deserve it.

#116 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:53pm by staceybby

OMG... I just moderated your girlfriend's version of the story... XD.....
FML is awesome... lol

#117 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:55pm by alayna100

Pee is sterile, you morons. What the hell do you think goes down the drain when you shower anyways? Dead skin cells, head hair, leg hair, pubes, dirt, oil from your skin, pus from any open wounds you wash....I would much rather think about pee in the shower than anything else that EVERYONE washes down the drain.

#118 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:56pm by FYL6

hope you didn't like the dress anyway = )

#119 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:57pm by lottofee

F your GF's life for having to shower later where you just wizzed.

#120 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:58pm by Eelusive

I'm a chick and I pee in the shower. He doesn't deserve it. A lot of people piss in the shower. It just saves water from flushing the toilet.

#121 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:58pm by LysssNysss

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good FML

#122 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:00pm by karenmarie

#48's a prick.

Most people pee in the shower, and you're a dirty liar if you say you've NEVER done it.

#123 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:02pm by DrunkenLullaby

I hope we get her version of this FML from her point of view. I can't in good conscience click YDI for you, but she sure as hell deserved it. People who think startling people is hilarious should be peed on more often.

#124 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:06pm by stringoffail

Um... Are you five?? Wth man

#125 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:11pm by girlnamedkris

I pee in the shower all the time. :P

I would never try to scare someone in the shower. Esecially after watching that movie Psycho. SDI

#126 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:11pm by jeri2011

Ha

#127 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:13pm by KevinC69

I piss in the shower too. Its much easier than getting out and peeing when you're all wet

#128 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:16pm by sup3rcray0n

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
> Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according
> to lights and darks.
>
> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
> more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
>
> Get in the shower.
>
> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
> pumice stone.
>
> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
>
> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>
> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
>
> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red.
>
> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> Rinse conditioner off hair.
>
> Shave armpits and legs.
>
> Turn off
> shower.
>
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>
> Spray mold spots with Tile Cleaner.
>
> Get out of shower.
>
> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
>
> Walk naked to the bathroom..
>
> If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the
> 'woo-woo' sound..
>
> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>
> Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
>
> Get in the shower.
>
> Wash your face.
>
> Wash your armpits.
>
> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>
> Spend majority of time washing privates
> and surrounding area.
> Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
>
> Wash your hair.
>
> Make a Shampoo Mohican.
>
> Wee.
>
> Rinse off and get out of shower.
>
> Partially dry off.
>
> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
> the whole time.
>
> Admire willy size in mirror again.
>
> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>
> If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
> 'woo-woo' sound again.
>
> Throw wet towel on bed.
>
> I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

#129 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:18pm by toddler883

YDI. Who pees in a shower?!

#130 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:20pm by Eggtart

What does OP mean?

#131 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:21pm by zeusseta

Original Poster, a.k.a. the person who wrote/posted this story

#322 - On 06/26/2009 at 9:36am by horseluver4ever

So think about this, lets say you get drenched in urine. What do you do? you go take a shower. Washing pee off of yourself in the shower is exactly the same as peeing in the shower, only difference is, when you pee in the shower, its probably a lot cleaner since its fresh.

#132 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:22pm by jarello7

LOL #1
well at least you weren't fapping in the shower xP

#133 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:22pm by poiuytrewqlkjhgf

she shouldn't try that anymore

#134 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:26pm by cattoe7

For all the people saying that urine is sterile, you're idiots-you do know it's possible to have something like a UTI, right........or worse. Who would want that on them.

#135 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:27pm by darkmis1

ok this is probably her point of view. today, when my boyfriend was in the shower and i wanted to be funny so i tried to scare him. As i opened the curtain he fucking pissed on my dress.FML

#137 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:28pm by ohhemmgee33

lmao I love how everyone's freaking out about his peeing in the shower. Doesn't everyone do that? I mean, come on. What do you guys do? Get out and pee?

#138 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:32pm by liveitlearnit

#99 - You essentially just pulled one of these: http://explosm.net/comics/1682/

#139 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:35pm by mooseman

#137...erm...YES?

#140 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:36pm by Omg666

Nothing wrong with peeing in the shower. Saves time and it saves water. Plus, people here are talking about how the water draining from the shower "isn't treated properly"

Excuse me, but shower water MUST be treated, because it's disgusting. People wash their bodies with that water, and all the dirty runoff from your body goes down the drain with the rest of the water, so how is peeing in the shower a problem?

#141 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:37pm by Devin_Duke

Jesus christ! Peeing in the shower isn't bad! Its sweat, its sterile and I'm a chick.

#142 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:38pm by fireandice92

#128 FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant believe you actually got the man part 100% right... I thought I was the only one... now I am reasured :)

#143 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:40pm by fmlAllStar7274

It's called a toilet and it was invented for a reason

#144 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:40pm by JPTITANX

Yeah, for taking dumps.

#330 - On 08/01/2009 at 2:58am by xerwb2

Even if he hadn't been peeing she would have got sprayed with shampoo, soap etc which would also mess up her dress. So either way if she was planning to wear the dress she wouldn't have been able to.

#145 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:42pm by catatonicsleep

ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE BRINGING SCIENTIFIC FACTS INTO THIS, YOU NEED TO STOP! It's so annoying and no one cares!

#146 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:44pm by somethingawesome

Dude, everyone has peed in the shower at least once in their life.
If you say you haven't, you're lying. Lmao.
Poor girlfriend. XD

#147 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:50pm by katelynmarie

peeing in the shower is not bad at all, im a girl and i do it all the time. i personaly think it feels good too.

#148 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:52pm by xxxxxlovexxxxx

#44 - Are you serious? I don't know how it works where you are, but toilet water and shower water goes to the same drain system here, I know because I worked construction and spent a lot of time with plumbers, including helping them install toilet and shower drains.
Which means it undergoes the same treatment.
Maybe it's different where you live.

And peeing in the shower is so much easier, I never think to pee when I wake up, so I'm already in the shower when it hits me that I have to go. It's just convenience.

#149 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:54pm by Whaleass

# 149. i agree completly!

#150 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:55pm by xxxxxlovexxxxx

What the hell is wrong with all of you who are defending pissing in the shower with "I don't want to get out in the middle of the shower"??? Are you really that incapable of either going before you got in the shower or waiting until after?? Bladder control, use it!

#151 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:58pm by kellster

Dude, you pee in the shower? That's disgusting. YDI!

#152 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:58pm by ATH3NA

sometimes you have to go so bad you cant wait untill you get out and u dont wanna make a mess by getting out in the middle. and sometimes it just comes out beofre you even realize it.

#153 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:00pm by xxxxxlovexxxxx

sometimes you have to go so bad you cant wait untill you get out and u dont wanna make a mess by getting out in the middle. and sometimes it just comes out beofre you even realize it.

#154 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:00pm by xxxxxlovexxxxx

I'm surprised that people are fucking debating about pissing in the shower.
I personally do it, like I said before, but if you don't who the hell cares?
I'm sure someone's peed in a shower you've used, and you don't even notice.

The stupid thing is people are trying to condemn others for pissing in the shower. That's ridiculous. It doesn't effect you in any way, so don't give a shit.

#155 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:00pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

I'm a girl an I pee in the shower :p why waste all that water if ur already there!

#156 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:02pm by fangsupKELS

I'm kinda grossed out by the whole peeing in the shower thing--even though logically I know it shouldn't gross me out--but this is her own damn fault for barging in on you to scare you. That's just rude. You should turn the tables and scare her in there sometime. Hey, if she's peeing in the shower too, at least hers won't come shooting straight at you when you startle her!

#157 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:02pm by Shmoopie4

Thats what the toliet is for!

#158 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:05pm by shamukid

Haha #146 sounds like a typical Christian. "Stop using scientific facts! It makes you sound right since you're basing your conclusions off empirical evidence rather than opinion!"

#159 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:06pm by Rota

lmao and rofl @ #3 FYGFL

#160 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:07pm by runescapescool

Okay, everyone saying it's nasty:
1) pee is 100% clean.
2) ever heard of putting urine on a jellyfish sting? it has some healing properties.
3) think about it. you pee. most goes down the drain immediately. the remnants get mostly washed away with soap. and MOST people clean showers regularly.
4) shower water DOES undergo waste treatment. a filtration process because it is sometimes used again in toilets.

#161 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:08pm by jtizzle

FYL. Plenty of people pee in the shower. FYGFL too, though.

#162 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:20pm by xOpheliacx

there is nothing wrong with peeing in the shower. it IS a shower so its getting dirty everyday as it is. and if you aim right 100% of the pee will go down the drain.

and btw lots of bathrooms have spare keys (i know mine does) and she might have used it. dont assume he didnt lock it unless he said so!

#163 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:21pm by slamdnkindrummer

Instead of getting into a heated debate on whether or not it's okay to pee in the shower, you should be saying one thing and one thing only:

She got... PWNED!

And for the record people should be allowed to do whatever they wish if they have their own shower. Who gave you the right to dictate where people can pee in their own home?

#164 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:24pm by crazed_ostrich

Okay so you people are all idiots. Like seriously...peeing in the shower is NOT that gross. I can't say I do it regularly, or I wouldn't be really grossed out if this happened to me, but all of you saying peeing in the shower is horrible and gross and no one does that, you're ignorant fucks trying to sound like you know what you're talking about and failing. I don't think any of you can honestly say you've never peed in the shower before. Some facts:

1. Toilet water and shower water both go to the same place, and get filtered the same way.
2. It's stupid to get out of the shower sopping wet and freezing cold to use the toilet. You end up getting your whole bathroom wet, and your toilet, and you waste sooooo much water every time you flush. Not to mention the water you waste when if you leave the shower running during the whole ordeal. And for girls, you end up wasting toilet paper too. I would laugh at anyone dumb enough to do this...needing to defaecate would be a reason to get out, not simply needing to pee.
3. Yes you can pee before your shower, but what if you don't need to till you get in? And the hot, running water makes it difficult to hold it in till the end of your shower.
4. PEE IS STERILE. You are NOT spreading germs in your shower if you pee. If anything, you are cleaning it. The shower water, soap, shampoo, etc washes all traces of it down the drain anyway. #134 (darkmis1), you have a point, but it would only be spreading the infection IF IT WASN'T GETTING WASHED DOWN. Remember that it's not like someone is just getting in the shower and peeing and letting the pee sit there, it's like the running water from the rest of your shower IS FLUSHING IT DOWN the drain. Even MORE thoroughly than a toilet would, because there's more water. It would only be gathering bacteria if it was sitting around, much like sweat does. In many ways, they're the same thing...they're both made from urea.
5. Pee, because of how sterile it is, is even used to cure infections sometimes. Ancient Romans used to WASH their togas in it. Andy Warhol used it to oxidize copper in some of his paintings. We've only been trained to think it's disgusting, but most people don't know anything about it. Poop goes in the toilet because it's germy...pee goes in any drain where it will be flushed down. Or pretty much anywhere you walk outside...dogs pee all over the place, if you think pee so gross, just think about that next time you want to sit on grass in a park.
6. The OP's girlfriend can simply wash her dress, and all traces of the urine will be gone, unless it was a type of fabric that gets ruined by water. LOTS of people pee in the shower, because it's not as gross as all you ignorant people think it is. Therefore, I don't believe this FML is a YDI, because it was his girlfriend who surprised him in the shower, which is stupid and something no one should be subjected to.

So now you know why peeing in the shower is not nearly as gross as most of you make it out to be.
You're welcome.

#165 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:25pm by PureGold

pee is 95% water, but the rest are chemicals the body wants to get rid of, like Urea which is toxic. people who say its 'sterile' need to get thier facts straight. and boys who wee in the shower most likely do not clean thier own shower.

anyway F your gf's L.

#166 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:30pm by Lizzy86

Sterile in the sense that it is free of bacteria, unless, of course, one has a UTI.

#331 - On 08/01/2009 at 3:33am by xerwb2

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/30646209/
This gives a (what I consider) reliable, factual answer to the debate. ANYWAY.

Not really FML, but SDI. Don't scare people in the shower. If someone did that to me, I'd probably spazz, slip, and hurt myself.

#167 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:33pm by Ici

#165 bravo!

In any case, I don't think YDI, but FHL so hard. At least she learned her lesson...

#168 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:35pm by Morokea

#169 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:35pm by Morokea

That's funny shit

#170 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:36pm by blafollette

#165 - Wouldn't the uric acid also kill germs?

#171 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:38pm by Whaleass

#165- "sterile" means free of bacteria and such, not non-toxic. pee is sterile. also, urea IS relatively safe. our bodies don't want it, but we can drink the amount that's in pee without getting sick.

#164 wins on this one.

everyone else- take a microbiology class.

#172 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:39pm by kittypot

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha it's more like SDI

#173 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:51pm by ilaughatfmls2

gross.. is it really that hard to go in the toilet 2 feet away?
#146 needs to get a life.

#174 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:53pm by fudgerz

LOL u tell em #164

#175 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:54pm by ilaughatfmls2

Health experts everywhere agree, nothing wrong with pissing in the tub.

#176 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:55pm by Cerataphora

whoops.. 164*

#177 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:56pm by fudgerz

She got owned big time haha. =)

I I have to pee while I'm taking a shower, I just go. It gets washed away anyway so who really gives a shit. It's not like your bathing in your own piss. Like #165 said, pee is sterile. Your toothbrush and toilet seat have more bacteria then pee. It saves money on water too.

#172 Microbiology is one of those classes that can teach you a lot of useful stuff. I was glad I took it.

#178 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:57pm by amykillswitch

#44, All water goes to a waste treatment plant. Do you think that when women shower when they have their period that it's not treated? That's filthy. Use common sense once in a while, it helps.

#179 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:01pm by Sleepwalker418

#173 (fudgers) - If you look at my profile, you'll see I don't have a life. Yes, I should get one, but you're not telling me, or anyone else on FML, something they don't know.

I'm semi-kidding though, I do semi-have a life, but today is the last weekend of my senior year of high school, and I'm trying to finish the very last assignment of the year, which is due tomorrow. So being the major procrastinator I am, I'm on this site instead of working xP. Hence the reason I took the time to type all of that out. The next few weekends will just filled with with graduation parties and job-hunting lol.

Ooh weird haha...my last post is 165 now :P

#180 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:04pm by PureGold

Peeing in the shower is normal and an amazing feeling. And saves toliet paper ;)
O.p. She can join now ;)

#181 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:05pm by killuhb

good point, #179. i hadn't thought of that.

#178- lol my prof would go on for like 20 minutes about why women should pee after they have sex and stuff like that. both awkward and entertaining.

#182 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:07pm by kittypot

Lmao #3

#183 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:07pm by defsdgdh

i moderated this one

#184 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:10pm by lifesucks960

#165 ftw!
I'm a girl, and I don't really think peeing in the shower is that gross, so long as it's your own shower. If it's a dorm shower, or a friend's shower, that's pretty disgusting, but what you want to do in your own shower is your business (no pun intended). It does save water, it gets washed away almost instantly, and it's certainly not going to kill anybody sterile or not. FHL though... but SDI too, since scaring people in the shower is a very bad and dangerous idea for SO many reasons.

#185 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:13pm by themixedt4pe

HAHAHA

#186 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:14pm by saailaway

*#164

#187 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:16pm by themixedt4pe

Wow. There are some ignorant shits on here. YDI for doing something MOST people do? Uh huh. I would make the case, but it has been made better then I could several times before and the ignorant shits are ignoring it or arguing without facts.

Yeah.....just wow.

#188 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:20pm by Brooklynxman

Your girl is dating a weirdo. Pissing is for the toilet, not the shower. YDI on so many levels.

#189 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:21pm by sovereign

For those of you in support of peeing in the shower (and I'm a guy by the way) I have only to ask you this to prove my point.

Would you be willing to let somebody pee on you?

Personally, I'm not a urine expert, nor would I care to be, but until I get the definite, obvious, researched, proven facts from a respectable professional in the field (whatever field urine goes under) I think I'm going to avoid urinating anywhere besides the toilet. YDI.

#190 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:26pm by Farnz

It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on.

#191 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:37pm by QJD

I agree 100%,Farnz.

#192 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:41pm by Omg666

wow, you are the epitome of manly aren't you?

#193 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:47pm by illeyad

stupid gf what did she think would happen? its good she got her just reward. no way ur fault....HERS

#194 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:52pm by gowzer90

Don't tell me she was wearing a white dress. That would be an FHL.

#195 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:57pm by JiggstheMan

"I was peeing in the shower"...YDI

#196 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:57pm by curryndricegirll

#19 and #39

#197 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:00pm by spillproof

So Farnz, you're saying anyone peeing anywhere besides the toilet, even if it's a shower, is like them peeing on you? After reading all the FACTS, and even articles, people have posted throughout these comments?

Smart, real smart. You really thought that question through, didn't you?

#198 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:03pm by PureGold

Yeah that's pretty gross dude YDI

#199 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:06pm by 12mp04

Farnz, do you honestly think that what goes into your toilet isn't eventually reused too? I mean have you heard of the water cycle? Do you think when you get rained on that the water may have once been part of someones urine?

#200 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:08pm by Whaleass

#3 "Piss her off" LOL
#69 Shower Nazis *rofl* Well, it is true that it isn't a great deal as long as you are a healthy person (!!!). However, due to my long hair the drain uses to clog from time to time, and I don't want to pull out a pee-soaken hairball out of it. Yuks!

#201 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:21pm by Indiana

#70 (Laurraaa), thanks for saying it's not gross, but stranded people actually aren't supposed to drink it, but cause the salts in it will just make them more dehydrated lol. So they CAN drink it, but it actually won't help them survive.

#202 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:26pm by PureGold

peeing in the shower saves time and water

#203 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:36pm by weehweeh

For all you Dumb Fucks saying it is so gross to pee in the shower, and the Super Dumb Fucks who say the shower water doesn't go through treatment processes: Go fuck yourselves! In fact, go fuck yourselves in the shower. You all have wacked off in there, and some of you have even been lucky enough to find someone to fuck you in there. That's not gross?? I'd rather know someone pees in my shower than someone jerked off all over the walls. Assholes!

#204 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:43pm by girlygirl666

#2 & #3,
YES. :)
#128... wow. But so true, so true.

#205 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:49pm by SublatePandemic

EWWWW use a toilet, that's what they're for!

#206 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:50pm by Sabbyrider12

Good job.

#207 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:56pm by 360_93

YDI for peeing in the shower. Hope you cleaned it out, bleach is a good option.

#208 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:22pm by collegeshmollege

aww that sucks
kinds strange that she did that though

#209 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:24pm by smile45

Peeing in the shower FTW

#210 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:29pm by Phallus

I hit YDI because she's the one who deserved it.

#211 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:32pm by eeee93757

WHY would she scare you with a dress on?? FYL indeed.
although

#212 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:32pm by planecrashdreams

you guys...lots of people pee in the shower. it's not like a guy would pee ON HIMSELF!

#213 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:35pm by pebblesmonkey

WHY would she scare you in the shower with a DRESS ON?!

#214 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:35pm by planecrashdreams

#27 haha
#129 im dying

people are idiotic how is sex in the shower fine but this is gross?
alot of dudes pee while they're IN the shower
its not like he was standing on the side leaking

#215 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:35pm by greenltrn2003

For all the people who find piss disgusting.. are freakin' sheltered..

Piss is a normal liquid, clean, and sterile. There are people that drink urine. Piss on their feet to prevent/cure athletic's foot.. Golden showers.....

and people still freak out about pissing in the showers?!? wow.. Its not like he is shitting in the shower..

#216 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:45pm by yulaw

What the freak? she does not deserve to be treated like that.

#217 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:45pm by Epinephrine

Lol, #10 is naive.

#218 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:47pm by Bllasae

Agree completely with 64. I pee in the shower every other time I get in, there's nothing disgusting about it. I'm the only person who uses my shower anyway.

#219 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:47pm by seb12992

I agree with #9

#220 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:51pm by crossoverz7

lol #3! But in all seriousness why were you peeing in the shower? That is very unusual....

#221 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:52pm by MatthewAllMighty

Urine has been touted as a treatment for acne, athlete's foot, jellyfish stings, and some of the isolated derivatives (urea, for one) thereof remain an ingredient in many over-the-counter lotions to this day. In the Middle Ages, it was used to wash clothing, buildings (ammonia. Ever used Windex?), even people.
Most urinary tract infections are caused when e. coli bacteria are either pushed into the urinary tract via sex, masturbation, or wiping after using the bathroom. The reason people generally wash their hands after using the bathroom is that these bacteria swarm all over your swimsuit area. Especially if you're healthy.
So, we have a water-based compound that is sterile if you don't have a UTI (and if you do, contains bacteria you are already cleaning off of the rest of you, most likely in larger numbers, anyway), and also contains urea and ammonia, which are most likely in the lotion you're going to slather on yourself after the shower, and the shower-cleaning spray you're going to use when you get out.
Where's the problem, exactly?

#222 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:57pm by Muninn

lol number 1 :]

#223 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:57pm by singingstar127

#45 I don't know where you get your information, but most homes only have drain pipe which travels to the sewer system. It all gets treated. The only place I can think of where there is a separate system for waste water and drain water is on ships, such as cruise ships. So just don't pee in the shower on ships.

#224 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:58pm by compuryan

Can girls pee in the shower?

#225 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:01pm by soccerstar6115

I agree with post # 204. People have done worse things in showers than pee.

And for everyone saying that showers weren't meant to be peed in: you're right, they weren't, but it's not stupid to pee in the shower if you're already in there. How many people do you know who sit in their room watching TV, realize they have to pee, and just run and jump in the shower to do it? None, because EVERYONE knows toilets are meant for that, and they do use them properly IF IT'S CONVENIENT. Peeing in the shower is convenient, not lazy and gross. If you're already in there, with running water and soap, why not just pee if you have to? It's not like that's the first place people go when they've got to use the restroom.

Hopefully the OP's girlfriend isn't a closed-minded idiot like some of these people.

#226 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:06pm by loltreated

#224 (soccerstar) - If boys can, girls can lol. I'm pretty sure it's the same stuff.


#218 (seb12992) - I think you mean #164 haha...

#227 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:08pm by PureGold

I kind of think that's more of an FHL...

#228 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:11pm by shmollycoco

#1- hahaha!
thats hilarious! she deserved it

#229 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:13pm by jessxoxo28

#3 FTW lmfao! (:

and well, its more of a FHL because you peed on her...

#230 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:18pm by xxrawr_betchxx

cretins like 164 need to get their facts straight.
urine isn't "strong sweat".
it doesn't have "healing properties"
it doesn't help with athlete's foot.
it doesn't cure infections.
it doesn't help to clean your shower.

all of these things are easily researchable, go do that instead of wasting your time on FML comments.

how many brain cells do you have if you say "it is sterile" and then in the next sentence "it has powers" ? pick one or the other.

#231 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:35pm by fmlxxxx

fmlxxxx you're my hero. :3

#232 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:45pm by Omg666

She deserved it.

#233 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:45pm by InspiredByGaGa

i guess she was pissed off and on at the same time o_0 lol

#234 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:49pm by rallets

Hahaha. Totally not even your fault son. FHL. haha.

#235 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:52pm by KillaKanibus

#22, "Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!"

But seriously, who the fuck argues about pissing in the shower? Everyone here fails at life.

#236 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:00pm by fortytwo

Wow, I can't believe how many people are saying YDI just for peeing in the shower. I thought just about everyone did that...

#237 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:06pm by _Athena_

lol #230 (fmlxxxx), thanks for putting words in my mouth.

I didn't call urine "strong sweat". I vaguely related the two substances to each other by saying they're based on the same substance, so honestly, I don't know where you got that. Can't say I care either.
I didn't say it has "healing properties".
I didn't say anything about athlete's foot (though research does show urine can *help* cure it, why don't you go look that up?).
It may not outright cure infections, but like I said above, it can indeed help the healing process along.
I said "IF ANYTHING, you are cleaning your shower." But I admit that that's probably not the case...the point of that line was to say you aren't making it dirtier.
I never even said "It has powers"...wtf?

Why quote lines that aren't there? "All of these things..." The parts of my argument you were referring to weren't even the things I was stressing the most or parts where I was most trying to get major points across. While everything else I said was perfectly reasonable, you focused on the 2 *actual* weak parts. Cretins like you need to quit word-by-word analyzing posts on FML...and you call my writing it a waste of time? You read through the whole thing LOOKING for things to criticize. You're so full of BS. Thanks for reading my whole post though, I didn't think anyone actually would :).

#238 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:08pm by PureGold

lol OP is like a little dog :)

#239 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:20pm by lawlcopter

your shower water and toilet water go to the same place so grow up. peeing in the shower for a guy is normal

#240 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:24pm by DanIsTheMan

That is so disgusting! YDI.

#241 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:36pm by Jennydew

I piss in the shower every morning because why would I pee in the toilet, flush and then have to wait for the shower's temp to be normal again. I pee right on the drain and then spray all around it with the shower head.

Oh, and she deserved it.

#242 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:49pm by derekjeter92

Thats pretty good instead of her scarin you and u piss yourself, you on her. Thats some funny shit right there

#243 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:00pm by mmakid95

Nothing is wrong with pissing in the shower, in fact it's great. It saves water than you don't have to flush, it saves time you don't have to stand around waiting for the shower water to get back to the right temperature, which in turn saves more water. It's all gonna be washed away by the time you get out anyway, I didn't realize people were so concerned about the bottoms of their feet. Like really, walking through the grass is probably miles worse than standing in piss that isn't even there any more. And to whoever said that shower water doesn't get treated, you're a fucking idiot. You don't think human filth needs to be treated? Moron... -_-

#244 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:10pm by Dixie_Normous

why is peeing in the shower gross?

#245 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:11pm by kxu1337

Yuckkkk who would pee in the shower!!!

#246 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:11pm by charbelfa

You're girlfriend is dumb!!! She deserved it, it's not f*** your life it's f*** HER life!

#247 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:30pm by dlyn15

A lot of people piss in the shower. You girlfriend was retarded for trying to scare you.

#248 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:44pm by Shotta

Shower water is called gray water
Whereas urine and feces are sewage also called black water
You people who think it's all the same are nuts .
Common decency !

#249 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:47pm by wikifoo

good, she deserved it.

#2 is a faggot.

#250 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:48pm by mister_moops

# 10. Lots of people pee in the shower. It goes down the drain anyways so whats the problem with it. If you pee in the bath, thats a totally different story.

#251 - On 06/14/2009 at 9:15pm by Daaniellee1234

she deserved it

#252 - On 06/14/2009 at 9:30pm by amazingkate

#128.

-sigh- and the typical disgusting male stereotype continues. Just so you know, not every guy is like that.

#253 - On 06/14/2009 at 9:41pm by TheDarkoprince

by clicking YDI, i actually mean SHE deserves it.

#254 - On 06/14/2009 at 9:48pm by ben26

hahaha, so apparently peeing in the shower is gross, bad hygeine, etcccc. I consider myself to have great hygeine, I am a clean person and even a bit of a germophobe. I am not even a guy and I pee in the shower all the time, it gets washed right down the drain! haha its like killing 2 birds with one stone! whats the big deaaaaal.

#255 - On 06/14/2009 at 9:50pm by theMOOSEx3

Lawl this was the second best one ive read today....xD

#256 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:03pm by BeQuickOrBeDead

OMG...this is funny
and FYGFL

#257 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:16pm by Sawadee

Hahahaha YDI.

#258 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:44pm by ibetonthecubs

All these people that are against peeing in the shower need to get the stick out of their asses. You do realize that it saves water to do it there right? And you are IN THE FUCKING SHOWER so you just wash any that would get on you anyway.

Dumbasses. If you don't do it fine, but personal preference is just that, stop hating on people who do because ya'll are so god damn prude.

#259 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:51pm by genius_man16

45.2% of people pee in the shower.

#260 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:55pm by somethingawesome

don't pee in the fucking shower.
it's supposed to be a clean area where people clean themselves, and urine isn't clean.
how about I pee while I wash the dishes in the sink, because it somehow saves me time? maybe by mistake I'll pee over the eating utensils, then serve you food? how about that?

#261 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:03pm by medfly

#261 you are a fucking moron. The sink contains a pool of water where the dishes sit. The shower constantly drains as you are showering. And if you don't suck at controlling your own penis, it should land straight in the drain. That is a terrible comparison. Urine is also cleaner than a good portion of shit we all touch anyway.

But I guess that drain is different than a toilet? They both don't go to the same big pipe....

I don't pee in the shower habitually, but if the urge is there, after I'm already soaked, fuck it.

#262 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:15pm by arcturusvi

Number #250... you're a hateful bigot. Not cool. I even agree with you that it's her own damn fault, but sexual slurs are just uncalled for. Are you like 12?

#263 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:31pm by stringoffail

At least it gave you an excuse to undress her.

#264 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:42pm by troubleprone

Unless the location has a reclaimed water system, the shower run-off goes down into a waste drain, which is connected to the sanitary sewer system. It goes the same place as the toilet waste...

Everyone pees in the shower.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9-1EgfaotA

#265 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:44pm by 4G63evo

to all those who are saying "ewwwww. why do you pee in the shower? you are so gross" please grow up and get out of your shell. how old are you, 3?
what is wrong with peeing in your own shower? you are showering, hence the urine will be washed away.

#266 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:04am by mimimi

i piss in the shower all the time yo

#267 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:28am by king727b

peeing in the shower is disgusting. ydi.

#265. yes, water is all you need to wash urine out of something.

#268 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:37am by mehwhateverr

Yummy

#269 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:47am by IAmTheCamel

Turn the other way.

#270 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:04am by clouds9

Least it wasn't something else that comes from a penis...
And if you're going to scare someone in the shower, expect to get wet anyway... no matter what you get wet with...

#271 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:20am by philosopher

10 - it doesn't "belong" in the toilet. People urinated far before toilets were invented, and lived.
29 - you don't have to lock the door if you're going to piss in the shower ... that's why there's a SHOWER CURTAIN. Essentially, it is used so people can come into the bathroom without seeing your naked ass in the shower. If he knew his girlfriend was gonna do that, he should've just showered without the shower curtain closed.
39 - how is it that something is gross ... when it prevents things from being gross?
67 - "You are just leaving your traces of urine on a place where people wish to actually get clean." So the urine sticks, but nothing else does? The urine doesn't all get washed down the drain? People do actually clean their tubs you know, even if you're "leaving traces of urine" in it.
75 - "So,according to the most of you,there's no need for a toilet! As far as I remember showers are for cleaning yourself..." Er ... so you're equating piss and shit? Omfg please don't reproduce.

God, I could go all day. Too bad there's a lot of idiots out there.

#272 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:32am by wbrycem

this is a lost cause arguing this. even doctors who say irrefutably that it isn't a problem to pee in the shower if the person doesn't have any UTI's, even they will still get ignored by persons against shower pissing. its just a personal preference. i take really long showers so i don't try to say that i am saving water or what not because i would have no real way of knowing. i just do it for the convenience. when it comes down to it, just do you what you do in the privacy of your shower and don't mention it around people if you think its going to cause a ruckus. i am sure AT LEAST one of the people who are against pissing the shower have whacked off (if you're a guy) or had their period (if you're a girl) in the shower or something like that so please just stop shitting on people for doing their own thing.

in the end hopefully, your gf/bf won't sneak up on you because even with as sanitary it is in the shower, seeing as it will get treated and such, then do its water cycle thang, noone i know of likes to be pissed on (although that is not to say noone does). although, come to think of it, i bet she washed that piss off of her in the shower or sink. HOW UNSANITARY OF HER!! :p

#273 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:34am by jgars575

I'm a chick and I pee in the shower, it all goes down the same pipe in the end and you're cleaning yourself anyway so...

#274 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:45am by BeyondImage

My dear, that's disgusting. Isn't there something called a toilet that is right next to the shower?

#275 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:51am by theseventhday

A wise person once said:
It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

:-)

#276 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:13am by tj8610

"Didn't you say recently that you thought that dress could do with some more color?"

#277 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:18am by ShadowMystika

Nothing wrong with peeing in the shower. It saves water and time. Urine is sterile (ie clean). The dirt that you wash off is way more likely to cause a health risk than urine.

#278 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:35am by mattmag

there is nothing wrong with pissing in the shower, it goes to a same place anyways, so whats the biggie?
It saves time and energy. and your washing yourself anyways. some people are just too picky....

#279 - On 06/15/2009 at 3:20am by S600

Peeing in the shower saves water. Then you dont have to flush the toilet. As long as you dont pee all over your leg. It still goes to the same place.

#280 - On 06/15/2009 at 3:42am by hilaryy

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

#281 - On 06/15/2009 at 4:25am by Loe_307

Option 1: Just save time, effort, sprout some testicles and pee in shower.
Option 2: Everyone in the same household pee in one toilet, flush only at the end of the day.
Option 3: Pee in Shower
Option 4: Don't pick Option 2 it's gross, even though it does the same good as peeing in shower, so just pee in the shower.
Option 5: Stfu.. yay!

#282 - On 06/15/2009 at 4:37am by HeyItsWill12

Hahaha!! Even though you prolly HAd to go that still sucks! Sorry dude!

#283 - On 06/15/2009 at 4:58am by MrHippy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

#284 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:39am by legs_etc_

wouldn't it be cool if your girl got turned on by golden showers?

#285 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:55am by passwordvixen

XDDD Bwahahaha! FYL, dude- hope she ain't too pissed about it. :D Lol.

And people. o_o Everyone has peed in the tub at least once in their lives.

#286 - On 06/15/2009 at 7:13am by AnotherStranger2

bahahahahhahaha!!!! omg, u kept laughing at this over and over again.

i also find it funny that everyone is debating whether peeing in the shower is good/bad/health risk/ gets frid of athletes foot.

Bottom line: F both of your lives and that was a funny-ass fml.
XD

#287 - On 06/15/2009 at 9:09am by Lolrus

#252 cop yourself on,my comment #128 was a joke you need to loosen up and chill out... i cant believe there is someone as uptight as u in the world!!!

#288 - On 06/15/2009 at 9:53am by toddler883

...I would never have considered peeing in the shower. Never done that myself. But when I really stop and think about it, it's not really disgusting, the urine will scarcely even touch the ground before it's gone, and there'll be soap down there anyways...
Still sounds dumb somehow though, that might be conditioning talking. Oh, well, I clicked YDI before I read the comments and really started thinking. :-) Either way, other people use that shower, so if they haven't said they're okay with you doing that to the shower YDI.

#289 - On 06/15/2009 at 9:57am by regalarius

haha that reminds me a song from guttermouth

Just because I live like an animal
Room smells like a petting zoo
Sometimes I go pee in the shower
Does not mean I don't love you

#290 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:09am by theberliner

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

#291 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:31am by cr1sis

there are 2 kinds of people in the world: people who pee in the shower, and people who lie about it. i pee in the shower every single morning, it saves water.

#292 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:00pm by diet_otaku

ok im not reading all the comments not sure if someone covered it..but in the shower you wash off dirt sweat, blood from your period if your a woman...all of which are nastier than urine...and you stand in the tub that all of that is washed off in..then you get out and walk on carpet that most people also walk on in their shoes...which prolly has traces of ALL KINDS of stuff on it..so please..stop actin like pee is the worst stuff your feet/body come in contact with...i mean seriously

oh yea for the op...that does suck

#293 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:24pm by sobored27

hahah: to you all who are arguing against peeing in the shower and saying its gross and awful, im not gonna repeat what everyone has already said.. but if youre that grossed out by pee...

then just think about everyone elses pee thats been in the water youre showering in. never get in a public pool again (or private for that matter).there was probably pee in it. never get in an ocean, lake, or river. there is probably pee in it. never sit on grass. a dog probably peed in it. oh and probably dont touch another surface outside youre house. someones probably touched it after going pee and not washing their hands.

get over it : )

#294 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:10pm by iloveericmaynor

I don't understand why peeing in the toilet, where the water splashes back out onto your shoes and the floor, which I'm SURE you don't wipe up every time, is LESS gross than peeing in the shower where it gets instantly washed down the drain. Don't believe me? Leave some paper on the floor next to the toilet and take a piss. See how dry the paper is afterward.

Also, consider that you get into the shower SPECIFICALLY to wash off sweat, oils, whatever crud is in your butt crack (don't tell me you actually believe that toilet paper gets you as clean as soap and water), and yet peeing into RUNNING WATER is OH SO GROSS.

See, the problem is that there are way too many people who just want one Right Way To Do Everything. They don't really think that pissing in the shower is wrong for any reason. They just think that the only place you should EVER EVER EVER piss is in the toilet and there could never be anything else that is okay. Sorry, but the world is not that simple and stupid. Think for yourselves, you judgemental idiots. There is more than one right way to do things.

To the OP: She deserved it. No question. No matter what you were doing in there, she took the risk with her little "joke". Whatever ensued was her own damned fault.

#295 - On 06/15/2009 at 4:12pm by thuryn

What a surprise!!

#296 - On 06/15/2009 at 4:39pm by RodeHard

honestly theres nothing wrong with peeing the shower??? dang. its not like your POOPING in the shower...now THATS gross... haha.

#297 - On 06/15/2009 at 4:49pm by krystal_love

this isn't a YDI its a SDI (she deserved it)

#298 - On 06/15/2009 at 5:06pm by lolzforfun228

Man, her life is SO much more fucked than yours...

#299 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:41pm by madeleinelily

moral of the story:
don't pee in the goddamn shower.
that's all there is to it

#300 - On 06/15/2009 at 7:08pm by pineapples

anyone who believes this is an FML moment also pees in the shower...sick nasties

#301 - On 06/15/2009 at 7:12pm by cstuderun

I'm with #68, Shower Nazis, I've peed in the shower before and I'm a girl. Peeing ON people in the shower is disgusting but just peeing in the shower is not a really big deal.

#302 - On 06/15/2009 at 8:16pm by MsSippi

YDI. It's fine to pee in the shower if you live alone, but if you have other people in the house who use the same bathroom it's nasty and inconsiderate.

#303 - On 06/15/2009 at 9:39pm by fakkumairaifu

its wrong to live together with some one when your not married
maybe if you two weren't living together that never would of happened
rofl

#304 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:23pm by miss_mrs

Serves her right. I mean seriously, how old is she, five?

#305 - On 06/15/2009 at 11:07pm by LSeb

i agree w #2.

#306 - On 06/15/2009 at 11:16pm by nikii

Uhh... that's fucking gross. And really inconsiderate, if you share the shower with someone else. The point of a shower is to get -clean-. Not to get someone else's pee on one's feet. I hope she shits in your bed.

#307 - On 06/15/2009 at 11:34pm by jmarie

#306
Unless you dont know how a shower works you would know that water comes down from the shower head, and will most likely wash away the pee. But answer me this; how's the shit gonna come of the bed without some one having to clean it?

#308 - On 06/16/2009 at 12:18am by Death2_Daylight

sorry, i meant #307

#309 - On 06/16/2009 at 12:29am by Death2_Daylight

0MG #128 YOU GOT THAT FROM VIDEOJUG!!!! :D

Well. I LOVE peeing in the shower!!! Just not when someone else is in there. or in the bathroom.

You should have stripped her off and made her join you in the shower cuz she got so dirty! and then fuck her brains out... sexy-hot-shower status. make the best out of the situation!!!

;D

#310 - On 06/16/2009 at 12:33am by myfishisBOBA

Some people find that sexy. Maybe she does too ;)

#312 - On 06/16/2009 at 5:41am by liskwd

I still don't understand why it's okay to pee in water over HERE but not okay to pee in water over THERE, when over THERE, the pee gets immediately washed away.

That's just stupid. You all fail.

#313 - On 06/16/2009 at 8:14am by thuryn

I can sort of understand why a woman would be grossed out from peeing in the shower, since it can just run down their leg.. but guys? Come on, you should know as well as any other man to aim at the end zone. Unless you sit down to pee, that is.

Either way, it gets washed down in seconds. It's not like people just walk up to the shower and take a piss instead of using a toilet.

#314 - On 06/16/2009 at 12:03pm by tevzor

I pee in the shower & I'm a girl
:)

#315 - On 06/17/2009 at 10:04am by Oopsy_Daisy

She could have startled you, made you slip and fall, seriously injuring yourself! Getting peed on is just her learning a lesson. Thanks for saving water.

#316 - On 06/18/2009 at 6:13pm by Sappheyes

That will teach her to scare you

#317 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:25am by MyLifeFaiIs

how is it a health risk? Plus if you looked...he's in Australia. I highly doubt the CDC cares about Australia

#319 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:45pm by dr_house_MD

maybe your ass shouldn't have been pissing in the shower, it's called a toilet YDI

#321 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:09pm by duchesse427

i'm pretty sure his ass does not, in fact, pee.

#325 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:56pm by Maidev

Peeing in the shower is better then getting out of the shower to per in the toilet, flush then the shower water gets cold

#324 - On 07/01/2009 at 12:38am by Shyman4ever

oh dang, bet she wasnt expecting that. lol.

#327 - On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm by nikshy2329

I haven't peed in the shower since about 7, but I have nothing wrong with other people doing it. Just please, tell me before I ever come to your house so I can bring a bucket.
PEE IS CLEAN, IT JUST SMELLS BAD SO PEOPLE ITS DIRTY, ITS SORTA LIKE A DOG'S SALIVA.
WHENEVER YOU'RE KISSING SOMEONE, THAT'S WORSE THAN DRINKING THEIR PEE.
THINK ABOUT IT.

#328 - On 07/13/2009 at 7:32pm by cr3stf4ll3n

ewwww u peed in the shower!! wouldnt then it just smell like pee?

#332 - On 08/30/2009 at 11:56pm by gangstapebbles89

atleast you have a girlfriend that likes seeing you naked.

#333 - On 09/16/2009 at 9:21pm by VD007

So let me ty and figure this out... Peeing in the shower is bad because it's "gross" right? Alright. But it leaves traces of urine in the shower? Did you know someone how pissed on the ceiling? When you pee in the shower it obeys the laws of gravity and goes down, where the water is and the water brings it into the sewers. I don't see the issue, that like complaining that people sit down to take a shit because their butt cheeks touch the toilet and they don't consider the others that may use the toilet.

#335 - On 12/28/2009 at 11:28am by ahriman22

that's disgusting...why were u peeing in the shower???? now ur gf won't wanna take a shower bcuz of bad memories

#336 - On 01/20/2010 at 9:03pm by taycandy96

How about u use the toilet before or after u shower

#337 - On 01/20/2010 at 9:10pm by taycandy96

Gahaha! I think your girlfriend should be saying FML. Use the toilet!!!

#341 - On 02/15/2010 at 11:36am by 91_92_93Gal

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