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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32776) - you deserved it (487676)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

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