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Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54791) - you deserved it (18970)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

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Yet another reason to hate facebook.

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:34am by Raven

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First of all: Don’t post any comments which could negatively influence on the veracity of a FML or even on the anecdote’s potential to be a FML. Don’t ruin others pleasure. [That is in the posting rules, in case you haven't read them.]

Secondly, I have also done far less with a laptop than drop it from a bed to have it stop working, so that definitely could happen.

And, it doesn't matter how big the fall is or how hard it is, so much as HOW they fall, so someone could very easily break their arm falling off of their bed, especially if their arm was reached out to pick up a cell phone.

#12 - On 03/12/2009 at 10:06am by KT33

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