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Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49007) - you deserved it (4953)

On 06/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by strawberrykiwi62 (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

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Small real ones > Big fake ones

#1 - On 06/11/2009 at 10:03am by Southbark

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They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!

#2 - On 06/11/2009 at 10:04am by soccerkrzy

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