[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

#2795641 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (41474) - you deserved it (3616)

On 06/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by strawberrykiwi62 (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

More FMLs?

TSampson's life also sucks
Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I...

Casey's life also sucks
Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading...

I_Am_The_Edge also deserved it
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!