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Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59762) - you deserved it (13187)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by justfat - United States (Arizona)

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Every time I see an FML like this, I laugh and then feel sorry.
So again.
HAHA.
Sorry to hear that, that sucks.

#2 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:42pm by Sonic_Rocker

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Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:39pm by OperationNicole

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