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Today, I had to play the role of superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73965) - you deserved it (6717)

On 06/10/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by superman_not (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

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I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?

#5 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:53pm by Ommis

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How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is?

Perverts....

#11 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:57pm by genius_man16

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