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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62320) - you deserved it (2889)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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