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Today, I just finished having dinner with my boyfriend, so I leaned over to him and said seductively, "How about some dessert?" Obviously, he didn't catch my tone, because he then looked at me and said, "Babe, you really don't need it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (70549) - you deserved it (9035)

On 03/11/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by marshmallowssss (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Ha, someone's not getting anything tonight anymore.

#6 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:32pm by jackson7787

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damn, the stories on here about what guys say to their girlfriends make me feel really glad I'm single

#11 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:50pm by greenfairy

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