Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10327) - you deserved it (5583)
On 01/26/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Jacobro - United States (Connecticut)
Mudfence's life also sucksToday, I didn't answer my cell phone. My Mom freaked out when she could not get in touch.…
Boredom also deserved itToday, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I…
Story of my life, my friend. Story of my life.
#1 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:51pm by victoriadalton
See in context
Definition of Irony.
#2 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:30am by Luled
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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