Geek: Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet...

By Jacobro - 26/01/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was excited about my new fitness tracker that I decided to go for a run to test it out. Midway through, I looked down and realized I'd forgot to turn it on. FML

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By dannij08 - 27/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By Again - 25/07/2015 16:55 - United States - Pell City

Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Fish - 07/04/2017 02:00

Today, following the advice of not putting my wallet in my back pocket, I put my wallet in my jacket's chest pocket. I lost my jacket. FML

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By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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By rawr - 30/10/2019 18:00

Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML

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By "ironyyyyyyy" -_- - 31/10/2013 16:58 - United States - Marion

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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victoriadalton 0

Friday 20 February 2009 19:51

Story of my life, my friend. Story of my life.

Luled 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:30

Definition of Irony.

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joesgurl93 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:33

o man lmfao I agree with #5 but YDI OP be more responsible next time.

brianjman14 22

Monday 22 March 2010 23:39

definition of fail

talbot008 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 16:11

lost the wallet or lost the tracking device????

Poepiepiesie 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 13:34

Amazingly ironic sir. But as you need such a tracking device i hope it is not iconic for you.

bryxe_fml 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:39

way too goo shit head

EagleHawk 4

Monday 7 November 2011 14:30

Save the world some trouble...crawl into a hole...

candyfairie 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:13

"I can't remember what I've forgotten.." You and Neville might have similar problems, no?

merrielp 13

Saturday 2 June 2012 20:56

Dumbass.

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Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

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