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Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48134) - you deserved it (7499)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by fatty - United States (North Carolina)

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She's an attention seeker.

#1 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:34am by icecreamdriveby

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LMAO!! There's an ad on this page that says "ARE YOU FAT? Take the fat test and you will know!"

OP - That sucks, but you didn't feel bad about it before, so why know?

#8 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:43am by NGM_KID

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