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Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60237) - you deserved it (6818)

On 06/06/2009 at 9:17am - misc - by graduate - United States (New Jersey)

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Just download tons of horse porn on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D

#2 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:52pm by kristenlee

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How old are you?

#3 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:52pm by plethora

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