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Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8740) - you deserved it (35064)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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