Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

by paranoid / 06/06/2009 at 12:43am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

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  • What the hell is with all the paranoid women? If theres a shadow behind you it doesnt automatically mean that youre about to get raped.

    #1 - On 06/06/2009 at 6:07am by shiroun

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  • Sounds like he should be more scared of YOU !

    #4 - On 06/06/2009 at 6:17am by PlasticShark

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