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Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by rebecca (woman) - Austria (Wien)

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Ok seriously I MUST see a picture of you after reading that.

#5 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:12pm by Jaywin

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I worked in a liquor store, and a lot of women used to ask that question. It gets exasperating. He probably had that line already scripted in his head and had used it many times before. He probably always gives it as a stock reply whenever any woman asks to be carded. I bet he barely looked at you.

#14 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:30pm by YerPal

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