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Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML
Ok seriously I MUST see a picture of you after reading that.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016