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Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67821) - you deserved it (4683)

On 03/10/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by rebecca (woman) - Austria (Wien)

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