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Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31720) - you deserved it (5380)

On 06/05/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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