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Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML

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On 06/03/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by j (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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You gotta admit that it's funny :P

#2 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:08am by Tehalon

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German Shepherds are beautiful and sweet if trained correctly. Clearly this one wasn't

#14 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:46am by HeyThereGorgeous

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