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Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34479) - you deserved it (4294)

On 06/03/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by j (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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