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Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2657) - you deserved it (23273)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

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Dude no woman is going to go after you if you post a Craigslist ad. It makes u look like a sleaze ball. Women have better things to do when finding men.

#5 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:30pm by anynonymous

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I can't believe that hot and horny women don't sit around on a computer scouring the Internet for random ads to get some. I mean, for fucks sakes, how else could gorgeous, sexually active women possibly find a half-way decent guy?

#2 - On 02/13/2009 at 9:38pm by Alex

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