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Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2401) - you deserved it (21350)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

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