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Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42222) - you deserved it (7484)

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He rules! It's obviously you who sucks since you are offended by a game.

#4 - On 05/31/2009 at 6:55pm by catacombhome

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Oh please, just because it's a domestic game doesn't mean that it's a domestic fantasy that he has built. Maybe he truly uses the game as a way to completely get away from EVERYONE. It's not like he replaced you with a stripper named Candi.

Everyone needs an escape, this could be like his forest of solitude.

#7 - On 05/31/2009 at 6:59pm by derriduh

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