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Today, my name was called during an assembly because I won some sort of prize. Everyone booed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59233) - you deserved it (4939)

On 03/07/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by ladeda (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Oh that can't be good for the self esteem.

#3 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:26pm by nonoftheabove

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If something like that happens, then just say f*ck off. There are so many things that are just better to be ignored. If the same thing happens next time, just go up there, get your award, and raise your right arm fisted, and raise your middle finger.

#5 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:35pm by rawblerawble

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