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Today, my mother came up to me a swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML

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On 05/25/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States (California)

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I think there should be an additional category named "Mom".

#3 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:21am by Indiana

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those lines do get pretty long

#1 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:04am by Serial

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