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Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49496) - you deserved it (25082)

On 05/24/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by anonymouss (woman) - United States

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y are u just texting people that ur in the hospital...."Hey im in the hospital"...u sound like a tool and thats mad akward

#3 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:43pm by X109

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Sometimes digging for sympathy and attention backfires.

#4 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:43pm by adelaide_evening

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